the most lovely, beautiful lad in the land and can make you queef in seconds of meeting them. 🥺 loves emo music and eating chipotle. poops really loud so the whole neighborhood wakes up.
you: OMG WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
by flowertoepoe January 3, 2023
Get the Hazelmug. Person A: Wow, that kid's scratching their throat, what a Hazel
Person B: Why is that person talking about feet and flesh?
Person A: Oh, they must be a Hazel
Person A: Lol an emo kid
Person B: I bet it's a Hazel
Person C: That person looks so fruity
Person A and B (collectively): I BET ITS A HAZEL!!!
Person B: Why is that person talking about feet and flesh?
Person A: Oh, they must be a Hazel
Person A: Lol an emo kid
Person B: I bet it's a Hazel
Person C: That person looks so fruity
Person A and B (collectively): I BET ITS A HAZEL!!!
by anonymous November 28, 2021
Get the Hazelmug. Hazel is the hottest sexiest person ever. So tall and so pretty and awesome and will have you cumming the second you see them
Hazel makes me cum
by The rate druse always November 22, 2021
Get the Hazelmug. The best and sexiest person ever. This person is so hot and sexy they will have you cumming on the spot
Hazel is the best person alive
by The rate druse always November 22, 2021
Get the Hazelmug. a place that lowers your mental health and a place where you will be scared to come to school everyday
by hgcmikeoxlong November 30, 2020
Get the Hazel Glenmug. Hazell and maya are both bestfriends. They dont trust anybody cause all they do is talk crap. They are very close and have been friends since elementary. They have alot of stuff in common but are very different at the same time. Maya is a bit emo (wee wee woo) and hazell is kinda emo too (woop wee woop ) you see how they alike but different? Thought, hazell loves her bff very much, they dont hang out as often but do text alot. But, They laugh and talk poopy whoop on call about people that pisses them off. Hazell wouldnt trade nothing for her except for a large box of sushi.
by the oinkster November 20, 2023
Get the hazell and mayamug.