horizontal safety dance

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.

I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011

horizontal phobia

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....

i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 22, 2005

Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.

Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "

by Kielbiski October 19, 2016

Horizontal coin slot

The direction of a chinese woman vagina hole runs opposite of normal women vaginas..

That chinks horizontal coin slot looks just like her eyes.

by TWIZZrx January 29, 2018

Horizontal Butt Crack

The horizontal crack formed between a womans butt and her upper leg. Usually, this crack is found in latino, or african women. A pseudo crack can be created when a woman is wearing pants that create the allusion of a HBC.

Jennifer Lopez, sumo wrestlers. Used in speech: "Dude, she has no boobs, but did you see her Horizontal Butt Crack"

by riversabound October 20, 2010

Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine

Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.

"Damn, check out that horizontal axis wind turbine over there!"

by WindriderMetal March 26, 2010

horizontal crab cake

When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.

Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016