HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016

HAM

H- home
A- and
M- masturbate

HAM's the way to go

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019

HAM

Hot ass mess

I am a HAM.

by UnicornPickle February 6, 2019

Ham

Home and masterbate

Person One: I’m going to go ham tonight.

Person Two: Keep that to yourself bro...

by Chlochlopops December 10, 2018

HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016

Ham

verb. To get high.

On ski trip we like to ham!

by Factory girls March 14, 2009

HAM

1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.

1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."

by bobushka king April 13, 2003