gucha

Word used to describe a situation where you "had to have been there" in order to understand what happened... or get the joke.

-ANd then she downed a huge load of SEMEN!!!! HAHAHA... er uh, get it?
-I guess you had to be there...
- It's a gucha!

by jesta :--> September 11, 2003

Guch

Guch

The ‘Guch’ is the thin/ weak layer of skin that lies behind the nutsack and in front of the anus. The ‘Guch’ is the most useless body part. The only good thing about it is it feels good when someone licks it.

Will T: hey man last night I was touching myself and I realised that there’s not a name for the skin in between ya nuts and ya butthole

Wilson P: yeah there, is it’s called a ‘Guch’

Lachie F: yeah it’s pretty useless, it dosent do much to be honest

Mitch C: yeh nah but it feels good when ya give her a lick

by The fuck is glen world April 17, 2020

Guizhong

Zhongli/Rex lapis’s dead girl friend that died in the archon war

You wish you were guizhong

by Fried salmon July 24, 2021

gich

(noun) - the blob created by congealed tears in the eyes specially at the corners

Today, when I woke up, I had a lot of gich in my eyes.
Didn't you clean your face today? There is a lot of gich in your eyes.

by oldICBian September 29, 2012

dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

by sky July 25, 2004

Gichuho

A dirty old cow that has a fat ass, and smells like a hundred toilets, you are an air squeezer

You are a dirty Gichuho

by Pima April 14, 2005

Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.

Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.

by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009