Schnudel Giester

A cryptid that resides in sullivan's gulch on the east side of pkrtland in the Lloyd neighborhood. It has 2 penises each with a nutsack holding 3 testicals per nut sack. Or 6 nuts in total. It had 1-3 eyes that it keeps in its mouth, it ejaculates pure liquid gold. It has fingers instead of arms. A nose on top of its head, two cat earsand one mighty bird leg with long sharp.claws. its body shape is round and its covered in green feathers and its mouthis as wide as its body. It has yellow teeth and bad breath. It is also relentless when persuing a mate and it has been spotted having sex with a toaster that is plugged in with the button pressed down. It seems to like to roast its genetalia.

When you see gold on the ground in sullivan's gulch, leave it alone it's the schnudel Giester's jizz and it has laid a trap so that it can penetrate your bum without consent.

by Psydwok September 23, 2025

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014