Goongalass

Another word for either a dull or short-sighted person (generally someone who doesn’t think ahead).

“Craig is a real goongalass for getting back with his ex.”
“My goongalass teacher just assigned us a third project in the same week.”

by Ouedouard November 9, 2021

you gonna eat that chair

stereotypical fat people talk

You gonna eat that chair?

by agent armchair June 9, 2017

Im gonna Will Smith you

To slap someone really hard

Joe: your mom is gay
Yuri: im gonna will smith you

by asdfhhkasfd April 3, 2022

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

wait i'm gonna test

this word is for a new urbandictionary user :)
hahah

" wait i'm gonna test if my word be shown in the page ;)"

by blazezo_xcn January 20, 2021

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

Meme used when using an absurdly strong move in a game, particularly when spamming it. It is typically in a hack & slash game but can also be used in other games like fighting games or Ultrakill

Hakita: "V2 can now shoot your coins. This mechanic was added to prevent coin spam"

Ultrakill community: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it." RMB + F

by DoubleDickDan July 7, 2023

a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.

Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

by antimorph July 3, 2007