goon

One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.

The man playing the accordian and hopping about is a big goon.

by Jenna Johnson May 20, 2007

Gooned

Being high off of ketamine.

I'm so gooned right now! Lets sniff another gooner!

by OSSCVI January 15, 2010

goon

A stupid/annoying/clumsy person.

You stupid goon! *sigh*

by Quiet Robert February 27, 2005

goon

a skeeve, someone that really sucks and that everyone hates

Drty Derr
That kid is a fucking goon ass O'Fay

by joey December 1, 2004

Goon

1. hoodlum or thug

2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person

3. a roughneck

4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes

Biggest goon!

by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011

Goon

A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.

MALE 1: In Goon We Trust
MALE 2: real

by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023

goon

Noun. A man or woman who lives under the slide at your local park. They typically eat squirrel meat and trash. They enjoy snorting coke, smoking crack, and occasionally drop acid.

Mom: "You stay away from that crazy goon at the park, honey"
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."

by Shmuzzle 1 November 18, 2013