Goku

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Goku... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around my rim, and that gorgeous kamehameha. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Namek and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in the World Tournament, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Son Goku.☺️♥️🫶🏻

Daniel: You know Goku?

Allen: My glorious king Goku.

by GoatkuSolos April 6, 2024

Goku drip meme

its basically Goku on crack

Me: hey did you see the Goku drip meme
You: ya bro. I freaking hate that meme

by NaKmAk January 26, 2021

Goku envy syndrom

When your like bruce lee or ali in your enemys cant handle that fact so they try any mean nessary to destroy destabilze and doom you sinking low to unheard of levels to kill your rep cause your level is over 9000 and growing and there nothing they can do but gero it giving birth. To cell like atrocities

There he is thinking he's superman agian what you have ((goku envy syndrom)) too

by Kakaoro January 9, 2020

goku solos

If you believe this, you want goku’s 12 inch veiny dih👅 to destroy you intestines. This is completely normal, and those who do not think so are uneducated and ignorant.

“goku solos goku solos fuck me harder please goku ahhh.”

by footrice February 15, 2025

Fortnite goku

if you search this up you probably are the kid that says "that's the dude from Fortnite" in every character that has collaborated with Fortnite

-yo you know Goku?
-the dude from Fortnite right?
stfu
"Fortnite goku"

by Alexzaf August 30, 2022

Goku

Basicaly a god no one can stop him

Goku is a god

by Gokuthegod March 6, 2021

Goku

Goku is main character fron Dragon Ball series. He's saiyan name is Kakarotto.
Dragon Ball is an anime based on fighting.
His best friends are Krillin and Vegeta.

Goku is the strongest saiyan of all.

by stely May 21, 2023