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Dutch Glove

To receive something that looks good on the surface, but is in fact a bad thing.

This phrase has its basis in the flower of the same name, which is very beautiful, but smells terrible. The meaning of the phrase in the above definition comes from the placing of the flower into a bouquet to give someone, therefore 'slipping them the Dutch Glove".
- I totally got the Dutch Glove on that one, (after buying a car with a nice paint job, but a faulty engine)

- You just slipped them the Dutch Glove (thinks the seller to himself)
by Colin Bates December 28, 2003
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pimp glove

a glove used to smack up ones ho's usual of the color purple or whatever the pimp is feeling
"dont make me get out my pimp glove bitch"
by dont fuck with me November 25, 2007
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AILD gloves

figurative items known to put one into a mindset needed to allow for the creation of awesome metal music. "AILD," standing for one of the most progressive and amazing bands today, As I Lay Dying.
"Hey Keith, don't forget to wear your AILD gloves to band practice today."

:mumble mumble mumble grumble:
by Squeedilyspooch July 26, 2006
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Body Glove

1. Brand of Surf clothes and wetsuits
2. The act of slapping somebody on the back as hard as you can, often leaving a mark that looks like the logo of the Body Glove surf brand.
1. I just got a body glove wetsuit!
2. Let's go body glove that guy!
by JelloBiafra July 14, 2005
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Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.
Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove
by S-Star April 5, 2015
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Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"
by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020
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Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.
“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”
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