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Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.
by Bearded git August 22, 2022
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Get’n Git

Get’n Git' is a hybrid quick-stop, one-stop-shop, get-in and get-the-hell-out convenience store gas station. The Get’n Git’ is fused to offer not just fast quality gas, but mouthwatering tasty treats of self-indulging succulent prizes such as no-expiration packaged honey buns, gourmet industrial coffee with choice creamers, or even the coveted grand slam crispy skinned jumbo dog endlessly spinning on heat rollers. The Get’n Git offers self-serving microwavable double stuffed hot pockets, lucid ice-cream doodads and sparkled thingamabobs, laced with coveted flagship flavorful frozen drinks and mixed collections of soda pops and delectable drinks. This pole-positioned popular pleasing paradise maintains its notoriety of speedily whipping up an assortment of refreshing nibbles in the hotbed of nirvana, while getting in and getting out before the store manager subtly waves a shotgun while emphasizing Git’! because you can’t decide, pay, and get going!
Customer Gavin: “Hey you got any butterfingers or tootsie pops”?

Store Manager: “Yeah! Now Get’n Git”!
by Torsiondrummer October 2, 2018
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chubby git

a fat (chubby/Festively plump fellow or female) who's a bit of a moron/idiot.
Teacher gives out sweets to children after completing a considerably hard English lesson.

Teacher feels like they need rewarding so teacher picks the finest haribo sour sweets from the local sainsbury's

Teacher gives out the sweets to all the children, the skinnier children have accepted one fizzy cherry with humble gratitude.

Teacher comes up to the festivaly plump fat bastard kid in the class and hands him a sweet.

Teacher " well done on your effort, here you go!"

Student " you give me two now"

Teacher " no you chubby git"

another example,

Two young bucks are getting it on (man and wife) , they start performing oral sex upon each other when the girl whose is slightly weightier than the man gets carried away and wont stop sucking him off

the man gets annoyed and starts to feel uncomfortable after feeling a contestant graze from her inside molar on his banjo string and says "i think you've had enough for one day you chubby git!!" which ultimately stops the blow job after much offence to the chubby bitch wife.
by george orwell 2 February 22, 2014
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Git Sum

Means to do something, get something times 10
I wish I could work out with you. Reply Git Sum!
by Lexx Diamond November 26, 2018
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gimboid git

Again, popularised through The BBC 2 series Red Dwarf;

Used popularly in British Secondary schools in the 1990's. Essentially means an idiotic git.

Git meaning; silly, incompetent, stupid, annoying, senile elderly or childish person.
gimboid git incompetent stupid annoying senile elderly childish person
by Dr. Ryker ukn.o.w March 30, 2014
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pompous git

by ja March 30, 2003
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git-er

a person who gits-er-done, also known as a redneck, hick or anyone who uses the word aint't. They hunt, they fish and they drive 4-wheel drive lifted trucks on 35's
County singers like Blake Shelton, or Brantley Gilbert are proud to be git-er
by c-lew-22 January 16, 2011
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