Indian Gift-Getter

Someone that accepts a gift only to return it a moment later, with little appreciation or thought in the matter.

Your friend asks for something, you give it, they hate it and immediately return it. i.e. an "Indian Gift-Getter"

by mholl7925 May 7, 2013

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012

Gester

A malevolent being bent on corruption and mischief, excelling in corrupting youth and small animals.
Alias' Include:
Gester Grinn
Gester Grim
Gesterghost
Gestergiggles
Gesterman
Mr. Gester
Gester Murders
Dirty lil slut mouth

Don't blame me, Gester made me do it.

by Gester Grinn March 9, 2010

Go-Getter Greg

Go-Getter Greg. n. (go-get-ter gray-guh).
Code for 'creeper'. Reference to the song "Go-Getter Greg" by St. Louis alt/emo rock band Ludo. Typically used when the creeper is in vicintity or may be able to see the conversation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6xk6GJyd6A

Brother: Go-Getter Greg's here. Just came in the door.

Sister: Man, I wish Go-Getter Greg would creep on someone else.

by Jack Attack 720 January 19, 2009

geefer

An adjective used to describe a person who is both very buff and shredded, and very gay. Think of The Health Inspector from the Boondocks, or the word's namesake, Zangief from Street Fighter

I was changing in the locker room when I noticed this naked, huge geefer guy behind me... I was afraid for my life.

by Ecstasy-Man December 6, 2009

Getter Done

1. Short for "Get her done."

2. When used, at all, you know you are a hick.

Scenario 1: Billy-Bob: "I went to Betty-Sue's house last night."
Johnny-Boy: "Getter done!?!?"

Scenario 2: Three boys were outside in a parking lot. Boys 1 and 2 were in their car "rippin donuts". Boy 3 yells, "Getter done!!!"

by Danielle January 16, 2004

walmart greeter

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....

I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.

The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.

by sanity clown October 28, 2006