Goobs

A man that gets no bitches and has a sad life.

man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.

man 2: What does that mean?

man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.

by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022

habba-goob-un

This is what you say when you cannot enunciate the phrase "have a good one". There are a couple of town's named Kill Buck and Salamanca where honky's will use the the phrase habba-goob-un because they struggle to speak basic English.

When you are telling someone goodbye: "Habba-Goob-Un!!"

by CoonJob June 27, 2025

goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

goob

Short for "goober".

An affectionate nickname for a pet or a person, typically referring to something or someone cute in a baby way. This name is usually used in place of their actual name, and is almost always only said when talking to them.

Hi goob! You're so cute! Yes you are!

Did you get into the catnip again, goob?

by stormlines May 14, 2024

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

goob gobler

is a person who will stare at any women's breast at any given time... and begin to drewl.....

you must stare at the titt....

you must drewl over the titt...

and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo

Aaron is such a "goob gobler".... look at him drewl, while staring at all these titts.....

by Wodie-son-ya-ma-shima July 6, 2011