Monkey fucking a coconut 

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

Monkey fucking a coconut by Wcmd March 15, 2016

fucking a corpse 

1. Attempting to take a hit from a pipe after its contents have been fully depleted.

2. Hitting the bowl after it is cashed.

"I thought there might be a little something left in the bowl, but it was nothing but ash; I was just fucking a corpse."

fucking a corpse by Lunsy Jacob July 20, 2008

fuckin-ay 

used as a word show when you are suprised. shares meaning with - Whoah, shit etc.

(ball comes flying past your head)
Me- Fuckin-ay that ball almost hit me

fuckin-ay by Jameso101 September 19, 2006

Bull fucking a cowshit 

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

Bull fucking a cowshit by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016

A spare dick in a fucking contest 

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

A spare dick in a fucking contest by hteb78 April 29, 2013

fuckin' ay! 

From aye, like in court, the 'aye's' have it. That Aye sounds like 'eye' but in this expression, it devolved colloquial in the early 1990s to 'aye' like "A". So fuckin aye is used like 'not just yes but hell yes'. Often used as an expression of general approval rather than a specific response to a question. Grew in popularity after the movie 'Office Space' used it as approval for honest outdoor physical labor, though in the script it is simply written as "fuckin A". (

(comment) Good beer, eh? (response) Fuckin aye. (alt of fuckin' ay!)

fuckin' ay! by dday76 April 5, 2016

fuckin around

Geting off task while doing something important

I didn't do it cause o was fuckin around

fuckin around by lil lefty 4420 July 9, 2014