Fucking close to water

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009

The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.

Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.

by THE FUCKING SANDMAN December 1, 2010

Heavy Fucking Metal

It is what it is; Heavy Fucking Metal. Heavy Metal that is fucking heavy. Heavy Metal that's so fucking heavy it's not just Heavy Metal any more; it's Heavy FUCKING Metal.

Heavy Fucking Metal is...
Heavy.

Fucking.

Metal.

by Metalheadzzyzx May 18, 2010

fucking with you

to be insincere, to playfully joke around

i didnt really mean what i said, i was just fucking with you

by jakeiscrazy November 15, 2017

Whoop Dee Fucking Doo

another term for "I don't really give a shit" - meaning you don't really care

"Did you know that Sharons Mothers next door neighbours nephew won the Lottery?"

"Whoop Dee Fucking Doo!"

by E Mayler October 15, 2008

final-fucking-ly

What you say when something has finally finished or is done after taking so damn long that the wait has pissed you off to no end, especially something that should have never taken anywhere near that long .

My download is done, final-fucking-ly.

The bus final-fucking-ly is here.

I final-fucking-ly got my settlement after my case was in court for years.

That mean motherfucker final-fucking-ly died of old age.

by Curly Stooge July 18, 2014

big fucking deal

Really impressive accomplishment.

"Mr. President, that's a big fucking deal..."

by lwray March 23, 2010