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(fluff)Friends

A great Facebook app with cute animals that happens to have an ironic title: a fluff friend is probably a friend in Facebook-name only.
"I have (fluff)Friends on Facebook!" "You mean your sister's ex's friend's cousin you added last week?" "No, it's a kitten."

Fluff-dungeon 

A woman's vaginal/vulval area, usually a particularly hairy one.
It was great, we had some dinner and drinks, she came back to mine and I hopped right on her fluff-dungeon.

fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng) 

a dingleberry-like fragment that is formed from an accumulation of toilet paper, urine and vaginal discharge as a result of wiping.
Tammy said, "I had a humongous "fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)" caught in between my legs that caused, not only a stench, but a rats nest in my panties.

Fluff Wife 

A non-working wife, usually either an expat or very wealthy. Fluff Wives are not the primary caregiver for their children. That is the job of the maid/nanny.

A Fluff Wife 'fills' up her days fluffing around with prolonged visits to the salon, meeting friends for morning coffee, lunch or afternoon coffee and obviously spending lots of time shopping.

All the above activities will be carried out in the company of other Fluff Wives. The main topics of conversation are 1) Gossip, 2) Gossip, 3) Gossip, 4) Competing stories of their 'exceptional' child/ren's antics and 5) Name dropping.
A Fluff Wife and her friends some of the other Fluff Wives gathered at the salon for a creme bath and pedicure session, followed by coffee at Starbucks.

"Oh" said Agatha, "You'll never guess who has been invited to perform at the embassy party next week, my little Jimmy of course. Such an angelic voice he has. The Ambassador must of heard him sing at the school concert last week."
Fluff Wife by Tig-ger July 6, 2009

fluff the pillow 

The act of shaking your penis to make it erect
That bitch wanted sex so bad, but I was so tired, so I had to fluff the pillow.
fluff the pillow by IamKurt November 17, 2006

Fluff your pillow 

A sexual act in which a male stands up with his pants off and his partner (female or male) takes their hands and "fluffs" his balls by quickly moving them through their fingers and lifting them up and down.
(Boy takes his pants off)
Boy: "Babe can you come over here? I need you to fluff my pillow!"
Girl: "Sure i would love to come fluff your pillow"
Fluff your pillow by vic123456789 December 12, 2012