Fernando

fernando is a teenage mutant ninja turtle who loves licking his taint hair after he shits

fernando loves it

by Sannegro445 September 3, 2025

Fernando Gomez

He is a alcoholic in denial. He turns up every single day and claims it's occasional. He usually likes to contradict everything Mehak says but it's okay because she usually knows it all and corrects him. What a sweet gal!

You're such a Fernando Gomez!

by Hellomynameishellomyname May 27, 2017

Shevantha Fernando

A homosapien who has elongated arms and a microscopic understanding of applied physics.

You don't know about String Theory? You're such a Shevantha Fernando!

by Shevveh May 10, 2012

Fernando

Fernando is the funniest and cutest guy you would ever meet. He is very kind and extra smart. All the girls fall for him as well!

Girl: That guy is so funny and cute! He is such a Fernando!
Girl 2: That is right!

by Classmatedefinitions March 12, 2022

Fernando Strikes Again

Similar to a goat rope (plural goat ropes) (slang) A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error.

Look at that Fernando Strikes Again the environment exploded.

by ilikememes316 June 16, 2022

Fernando

Fernando is the type of person to make you fall in love in such a weird way and even tho he’s hurt you multiple times and opened a wound and added hand sanitizer you could and still like him there’s no way to get rid of him and he’s just so dorky and you’ve written multiple things about him and yet he’s still clueless. You can never be mad at Fernando in fact when you think of him you smile. Fernando can make you happy and sad in the same minute.Fernando has like 2 close friends but is very social.

Friend1: have you heard from Fernando

Me:ughhh I wish and at the same time I don’t wish to have heard from him

Friend1: haha I get it!

by 4Moly_4 September 6, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025