1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.
If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)
If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)
Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.
by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015
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with nothing. That's when you have been FedExcrememt.
with nothing. That's when you have been FedExcrememt.
Ricky was FedExcrememt today by the courier company ' 5 different stories' then they said his package was delivered so he can't make a claim..yeah his mother's ashes was delivered to the crack house down the Rd, they snorted her by now.
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Person 1: We were all up in the club getting LIT last night!
Person 2: What drugs were you doing who else was there?
Person 1: Ay bro what's with all these federal questions?
Person 2: What drugs were you doing who else was there?
Person 1: Ay bro what's with all these federal questions?
by watermelon joe November 5, 2021
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by alex97 November 21, 2021
Get the Federico mug.The nightclub equivalent to an ocean bottom-feeder. The girls who hover around the VIP section of a club to try and get to a table to drink for free off their bottle and acquire a false sense of status. They can often be found in super tight, short dresses dancing provocatively in front of the VIP section of a club trying to catfish a sucker.
"Robin, why are those girls being stage five clingers to our boyfriends?"
"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."
"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."
by The Cason-Point December 13, 2013
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Hey Benny I been supplying you with smokes and ramen soups for awhile and I'm your only friend in here what's up with that booty I won't tell anybody. Benny is such a desperate weak willed person he he succumbed to that bottom feeder fag .The way I see it mark ain't no bubba he ain't strong enough he's a bottom feeder fag bottom feeder fags got to take bubba scraps
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