income tax

A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.

Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax.

by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007

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Cat Tax

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.

"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)

by Finesir January 27, 2015

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Titty tax

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.

Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.

by Webstersdickionary January 12, 2011

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relax tax

When you relax around a black person and pay the tax for it.

Tax might range from black eye, permanent brain damage via concussion, or even your life.

Jessica Whitaker paid the relax tax

by Iamveryracist July 13, 2020

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Tax Pimpticioner

A tax accountant with legendary swag.

"There was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key."

"He was a real Tax Pimpticioner"

by Awhitin23 November 20, 2013

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