The Eternals Effect

When the most interesting thing in a movie or tv show was a tiny scene lasting less than 2 minutes that most people don’t see because they skip the credits.

Ugh that finale was a waste of my time, but that scene in the credits was enjoyable. The Eternals effect strikes again.

by TabularJoker February 9, 2022

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.

I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

(jews etc)

If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021

Eternal Silence

An awesome mod for Half-Life 2. A cross between a space flight simulator, any game that employs capture points, and Battlestar Galatica. It also possesses a First Person Shooter mode, along with the simulator mode. DL it you fucking loser; ES is the shit.

Hardcore Mother Fucker 1: WOOOOOO! I've been playing ES dued! Download it so i can corkscrew your fucking scout with my fighter and pump some missles up your goddam thrusters fucking then capture your whole fucking station single handadly because i'm such a BEAST!!!
Hardcore Mother Fucker 2: Ya!!! I'm going to download Eternal Silence now!!!
Source: CobsterMobster, Oregon, US

by CobsterMobster September 22, 2008

Eternal Sleep

You've risen beyond normal rest. This is the highest form of existence, yet you found it's nothing but pain. Eternal sleep is forever... I'm so sorry, I didn't want it to be this way. Please forgive me. God help your mortal soul.

Friend: "Yo my G what you doing tonight?"
Me: "Eternal Sleep, my time has come."
Friend: "What? you good?"
Me: "I'm sorry, goodbye."

by CommunistGaben_ September 6, 2020

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

Person 2: okay

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021

Eternal Bojangle

Bullshitting around or procrastinating regularly, as to avoid work, school, or any other seemingly more important issue.

Eternal Bojangle (N.) Doing the eternal bojangle.

Bro 1: "Yo doggie, watcha about to go do after class?"

Bro 2: "Shit man, you know, probably just gonna go back 'n do the eternal bojangle till dinner like always."

Bro 1: "Oh Word, you always bojanglin around takin gb's."

Bro 2: "Chhyea"

by Skeezy Cap'n January 12, 2009

Eternal Forgiveness

In Monopoly, a player is offered Eternal Forgiveness by another player, which grants them immunity from rent for specific properties for the remainder of the game.

"Yo I can't afford this rent yo! I'm out!"

"How 'bout you give me Eternal Forgiveness in exchange for a pass?"

"Sounds good, yo! Looks like I'm still in the game!"

by Bobby Rose the Money man March 13, 2013