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Big Dick Energy

A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.
*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*

Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!

Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.
by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024
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Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class
girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)
by ChillDickEnergyONLY May 11, 2019
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Weird Dick Energy

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
by FrankE July 7, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.
I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.
by PartyMonkey2000 December 30, 2022
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