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toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 3, 2017
mugGet the toys in the top drawermug.

drawer's block

When you can't think of something cool to draw.
Damn! I feel like drawing something but I don't know what to draw. I hate drawer's block.
by Da yung booty bandit February 18, 2015
mugGet the drawer's blockmug.

Drawer Tail

He went to bed in his drawer tail.
by Country slang July 27, 2023
mugGet the Drawer Tailmug.

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
mugGet the Hoop Drawermug.

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.
Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
mugGet the Smock Drawermug.

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