Mixed blood Hispanic-Turk known as Paul Nicholas Miller who was tricked by the Alt-Right hivemind into believing he's white and dresses up as the Joker harassing other brown people online.
"Whoever tricked Gypsy Crusader into thinking he's white either deserves a medal or a prison sentence"
by Suk Mike Hok October 28, 2023

by Cixx May 15, 2020

Someone who exhibits unusually strong, almost obsessive feelings against online homestay services. They advise others against using these services despite nobody asking for or caring about their opinion, and tend to exaggerate how horrible the experience is for everyone despite also pointing out they only use hotels.
Don't tell her where we are staying next weekend, she became an irritating hotel crusader after airbnb canceled her account.
by Steady Mercury June 21, 2023

by dazmocampleader December 9, 2008

I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019

I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
