Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011

cringe cough

A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.

When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.

by cringecoughycough September 7, 2017

coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

cana-cough

when you just smoked cannabis and cough in public

“That’s not covid, it’s cana-cough

by Kharma girl November 30, 2020

drinker's cough

An undefined cough the day (or days) after a binge drinking session.

Jackie: (coughing)

Matt: wtf, do you have covid?
Jackie: no it's just drinker's cough. It's a real thing.

by FakeID1234 August 29, 2021