Cereal rapist

When your breakfast cereal rapes you. Usually it's captain crunch or Frosted Flakes.

Person 1: Have you seen Tony the Tiger?!
Person 2: Yes, he's such a cereal rapist!

by superboyuss February 27, 2019

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cereal shit

the urge to poop that comes after eating cereal, usually a very sudden and urgent feeling within an hour of cereal consumption

Friend 1: Hey man, I’m in the neighborhood, can I drop by?
Friend 2: Sure but not right now, I just ate some cereal. I’ll let you know after I take a cereal shit

by DesiBoy August 14, 2019

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Moist Cereal

The act of eating cum covered cereal out of a girls vagina.

"I had some moist cereal last night."

by GentleChaos May 24, 2017

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Cereal Bar

Really???? You don't know what a cereal Bar is??? Huh? Really? You eat it. There.

"Wtf this guy doesn't know what a cereal Bar is"

by WordsAmiright October 19, 2020

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cereal kief

the cereal powder at the bottom of the bag

top off yo cereal with it and get an extra sugar high

i got high as hell from that cereal kief yesterday morning

by collegeboi March 28, 2011

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The healthy cereal put at the bottom of the cereal bowl used as a base for the sweet, unhealthy cereal added above it. Used by mothers to get at least get some nutrients into the diet of their children.

To little Charlie's disappointment, he could not have an entire bowl of Sweet Pops as his mother required him to have the tasteless but nutritious base cereal as part of the mix.

by sparkuss June 18, 2011

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