Carson

Carson is an ugly, creepy guy and will wink at everyone. But once you get to know him, you will find that he loves acting. Even though he might not be that good at it, he still tries hard. Despite all of that, he is a loving, caring man. His parents are real big brats, But still really care for him and try to make him the best man possible.

Wow that guy keeps winking at me, he must be a carson

by Ellie Green November 20, 2019

Carson

Garbage

Carson is the grossest garbage

by OMEGALULULULUL November 23, 2018

Carson

A dumb ass nigga faggot who is just naturally a bitch

Carson is such a faggot

by Yeetboy 9000 January 28, 2019

Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

Carson

A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is

Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!

by TotallyNotBreck August 7, 2018

Carson

A faggot

That guy is such a Carson

by Wicked Wolf Will February 12, 2018

Carson

Often the worst person you will ever meet. Hes a short, cracker and is very gross all around. He will act like your freind or even seem to tolerate you but he will in the end be a total and absolute douche. He is a traitor to his freinds and will often steam your closest one. Hell talk shit about you when over a year ago, you dated a girl who he wants now.

Hes a totally fucking ridiculous person who is racist and is perverted. He has a huge double standard. He will associate himself with many other of carson type people, but names that just start with a C. Hes often too old for what class or grade hes in.

Fucking moron: yooooo bro look at that lil douche wearing fucking work boots.

Fucking idiot: yuhh,,, his name is carson. Hes such a loser that he dips.

Fucking bruv: yeah hes suchhhhh a loser... he tried to write a bullshit diss track on my home boi.

The absolute loser carson: yayeet! Which one of you lactating crout sissies fuckef my cousin!

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 4, 2019