A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.
by Robert Mozeltov May 28, 2010
Emoji used to "Flip the bird" or use you middle finger. Often used to joke around, but it is rarely used seriously.
1. (Not serious) I totally should've won that game of Team Deathmatch, 🌵🌵🌵 *insert cactus emoji here*
2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.
2. (Serious) You didn't go to my party to be with your girlfriend? 🌵 *insert cactus emoji here* you, dude.
by Blessed Empire March 01, 2014
noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.
Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.
by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009
by josh1991 November 26, 2006
When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)
by Ortiboy April 12, 2006
Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.
Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"
by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009
Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?
Person 2: get me a cactus cooler
Person 1: aight
Person 2: get me a cactus cooler
Person 1: aight
by Chemble May 19, 2011