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cycle charting

The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.

Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.

Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.
by oh cecilia October 14, 2018
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The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018
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Cycle Snacker

a person who performs oral sex to a female while during that time of the month.
“I’m a cycle snacker baby, periods don’t stop shit but a sentence around here
by YungElderly December 25, 2018
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cycle sister

When you’re so close to your girls that your periods sync up. You become cycle sisters.
Bae we both need a tampon because we’re cycle sisters. Love you bae.
by S Cal January 18, 2019
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Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy
John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished
by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 13, 2022
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Mayonnaise Cycle

White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful
“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle
by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021
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