Skip to main content

counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.
Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!
by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010
mugGet the counter conditioning mug.

Counter-Nudes

When a person has sent or is threatening to send nudes of you so you have to send counter nudes to either stop them by blackmailing or just putting it out their to get revenge on the person for sending your nudes
Person A: Dude this chick is threatening to send my nudes. what should I do?
Person B: Dude you should send counter-nudes to get revenge on them for sending your nudes
by Keithiopia May 16, 2016
mugGet the Counter-Nudes mug.

coulier

Refers to a male genital organ of bestial, python-like proportions. Derived from famously well-endowed actor/comedian Dave Coulier (rumored to be packing 17 inches).
Girl 1: Look at those pants
Girl 2: Whoa..he's..bulging
Girl 1: Seriously
Girl 3: Omg, definite coulier
by Samuel Dalembert December 13, 2003
mugGet the coulier mug.

Counter Strike Source

A remake, using the Source graphics engine, of the highly popular game Counter Strike. The game is very controversial amongst gamers because hardcore players of the original Counter Strike refuse to acknowledge it because of the changes the development team made such as bigger hitboxes, lower powered weapons and the dirty AWP scope..
"Oh no, not another Counter Strike vs Counter Strike Source thread"
by Jaketehl33t September 7, 2008
mugGet the Counter Strike Source mug.

Counterinjewitive

The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype.
For example: if a jewish man offered to pay for everyone's meal, that would be counterinjewitive.
by Doctor Draper December 17, 2008
mugGet the Counterinjewitive mug.

Counter Sorcery

That of which can undo the harmful effects of sorcery, and can only be used by experienced sorcerers (like me)
Girl: Offensive Sorcery
Guy: Defensive Sorcery
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery
by KC&MB April 7, 2010
mugGet the Counter Sorcery mug.

counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.
Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013
mugGet the counter-boner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email