Clog

The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.
“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”
by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022
mugGet the Clogmug.

Yodel my oxen clogs!

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!
by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012
mugGet the Yodel my oxen clogs!mug.

Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.
"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."
by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022
mugGet the Cloggingmug.

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear
DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs
by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018
mugGet the Cowboy Clogsmug.

the sharbot clog

A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.

There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.

Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.

STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"

Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.

He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
mugGet the the sharbot clogmug.

Clogging

The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.
"It's funny that Moost Ciabatta got caught clogging again, you can't even keep track these days."
by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022
mugGet the Cloggingmug.

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