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thems the blokes

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes
by Indicuhh December 8, 2023
mugGet the thems the blokesmug.

bloke

1. the most fake level of cocaine. 2. it's not even at the level of cut cocaine known as coke. 3. it might not be cocaine or coke at all. 4. bluff coke 5. not even called blow. non blow-able powder.
make sure you get cocaine. i don't want no cut coke, no crack. and definitely no bloke!
by callmecer October 25, 2022
mugGet the blokemug.

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016
mugGet the Bloke Holdmug.

Bloke Maxxing

Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.
"Bro he is bloke maxxing off a stack right now."
by Luckpangor June 12, 2024
mugGet the Bloke Maxxingmug.

Bloke

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020
mugGet the Blokemug.

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.
Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"
by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009
mugGet the Bloke-Eyesmug.

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person
by Human-ish January 19, 2023
mugGet the Blokemug.

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