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trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.
I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
by BigDicktonaryBoi May 15, 2022
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Reverse Baboon

After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.
Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
by Troll29 June 28, 2023
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Baboonism

In bonism it's the thing you say when there is a subject you have a reaction to and you don't know what it is or how to express it
what is that baboonism
by dukefish January 6, 2024
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Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
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Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'
by zandasun October 6, 2015
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