asexual

it means you are only attracted to people in underwear

"hey chick, want me to fuck you with my big dick?"
"yo stud, not so fast, i'm asexual"

by corechick August 17, 2015

asexual

this word isn´t something that we need in my opimion, why have pronoun for not wanting to have sex?

Jhonny: hey, wanna fuck? Clara: no, thank you. Rebecca: hey, wanna fuck? Clara: no, thank you, I´m asexual!

by sensesmacker April 2, 2018

Asexual Selfishness

Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.

Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure

by dirtydouble October 3, 2016

Asexual

worst excuse for not getting bitches

bitchless guy: i'm asexual

me: no bitches?

by Fettiw May 6, 2022

Asexual ass fuck

when someone who is asexual (meaning they feel no sexual feelings) makes a sexual joke, they are being asexual ass fuck. It's supposed to be asexual as fuck, but the extra s stands for sex

asexual person: haha look at that ball sack!

Person: but wait aren't you asexual
Asexual person: yeah I'm asexual ass fuck

by EmoTears September 6, 2015

Asexual

People who are ugly and get no bitches so they say they are Asexual.

Guy: Why don't you have a girfriend
Asexual: I am Asexual
Guy: No, you're just ugly
Asexual: ok

by Julians stalker March 1, 2022

Asexual

Evan McCall

They’re asexual and aren’t attracted to anything and seem to not be able to make up their mind.

by dandelionisaweed January 25, 2019