When your woman tries to take control and get on top, you execute the alligator death roll like shes Steve Irwin and you pop the cock in her ass, startling her and taking back the domination.
Dude that bar whore almost took me down, luckily the alligator death roll showed her who's the alpha male.
by Jessemh November 17, 2007
A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."
2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."
2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
by The Active Duty Activist June 04, 2011
Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland
by bidickbobby November 06, 2019
When a bitch pokes her head out of the water like an alligator and you shoot your load and she catches it in her mouth, like an alligator.
by Muhfukindevon August 06, 2020
When your fuckin a girl in the anus and she clenches really hard and rolls sideways crushing your skull on the ground
by Margret Jones August 28, 2005
When sitting on the toliet and the lights go out you have a fear of a alligator swimming through the sewer system into your toliet and shoving its nose into your ass and doing a death spin. Killing you very very slowly as your blood drains out of the massive hole in your ass that the alligator just made.
while taking a shit before football practice someone turned the lights out on joe and before he can yell to turn the lights on his ass hole is killed by the alligator butt fuck
by mcjagger22 November 27, 2010
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