All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"

by Flippy55 June 28, 2010

All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

by SexxGodd December 29, 2008

All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

by ZachAttack94 April 29, 2019

Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?

Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

by SexxGodd December 29, 2008

All Timers Disease

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.

Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"

by mlqhawaii June 20, 2019

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025