almost lawyer

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..
Yeah that's guys an almost lawyer ... He had potential but it went to shit
by Yourconscience November 27, 2013
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almost done-ism

1. Almost done-ism is when you realize you've binge-watched most of a new (or new to you) show you enjoy and voluntarily start decreasing the number of episodes you're watching in order to prolong the story (and remaining episodes) for as long as possible.
2. Almost done-ism is the opposite of binge watching.
At the beginning of the pandemic, I wanted to watch "Better Call Saul" since I hadn't yet seen it. After viewing four seasons in five days, almost done-ism kicked in and I forced myself from that point on to only watch one episode every four or five days.
by John R? October 5, 2020
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Almost

Almost is the saddest word in the English language. I was almost good enough we were almost here we almost made it
We almost made it but I wasn’t good enough
by Addie 🌺 April 12, 2020
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almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)
by lawaimike December 16, 2016
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Almost

The saddest word in the English language.
"I was ALMOST good enough"
"He ALMOST loved me"
"She ALMOST survived"
by honeybear17 October 11, 2019
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almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.
Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.
by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016
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