Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

potato

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by Lolnorwegianboy2700 January 10, 2019

POTATO

Potato 🥔 🍠 a person who regurgitates false facts, conspiracy theories, lacking originality or critical thinking.

Stop trusting the plan you potato 🥔

by BOSTONJAMES73 July 23, 2020

Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

Potatoes

Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in a stew.

If you don't like potatoes I'm going to throw tater tots at you.

by John D. Stabbington October 27, 2022

Potato

People think it’s funny saying it but it’s not
They usually say I’m A pOtAtO

No one:

Not a single soul:
Weird kid: PoTaTo
* Bro you got the whole squad laughing😑😐*

by WhyDontWejm January 15, 2020