Ass-ton

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

ass nini

someone who is an absolute inconvenience to your misrable shit life/

Stephan: u know what even though you spent 10 dollars on this game specifically to play it with me and even though i was the one who crashed my game im gonna leave therefore you will have just wasted 10 dollars for 30 minutes of enjoyment.

Gary: Fuck you ass nini adopted ass piece of shit.

by Azwall March 31, 2022

Ass Rag

A washcloth used in the shower to clean from your peeshedile to the crack to remove any left overs from going #2

Anthony and James used their Ass Rags in the shower and threw it at the wall when they were done.

by Skittle nuts May 23, 2023

whiskey slap ass

Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...

Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!

by The Matthew Alan October 08, 2017

Seb-ass-tien

a person who gets rba and likes McNuggets.

hi I am seb-ass-tien I get rba and I like McNuggets.

by Hellobish February 11, 2019

Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans

by l-dog** April 30, 2019

International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day

Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.

1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."

by MiqKir August 17, 2024