Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
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by DariEru September 2, 2021
Get the National take a shower day mug.International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃
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“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen
“Yessirrr” - Anna
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“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
Get the National Penis Day mug.April 19th is dedicated to freakhaler day, freakhaler; the greatest most peaceful group chat to ever walk inhaler twitter. The reason freakhaler day gets celebrated on April 19th is because of Inhalers Bass player Robert Keating’s or BOBBY SKEETZ’s birthday. Bobby Skeetz is a member of said groupcjat under the username ‘imbobbyskeetz’
ohhh yes! it’s freakhaler day and also bobby skeetz day! we must celebrate with a round of bird bingo and watch ginny and gerogia!
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Get the freakhaler day mug.National Caspian day is a celebration on December 20th, celebrating the days, weeks, and years of pure friendship they have given you. To show your appreciation on this day, buy a Caspian you know silly little jellyfish stickers; or a body cream they’ve been dying to try!
by Rjigiidid April 21, 2023
Get the National Caspian Day mug.On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”
person 2-“its may 2nd”
person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”
person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”
to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 2-“its may 2nd”
person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”
person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”
to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
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