Dirty Melie

When your ex midget brakes up with his girlfriend and you ask to be their sex partner whilst with being another man.

Last night my friend commited a Dirty Melie.

by PanVan November 24, 2022

Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

Dirty duck

When we Paul is on his TOM and fears the world because he’s a fruit

I was completely dirty ducked yesterday ffs

by Negative Neil November 26, 2022

dirty stacia

The act of chugging an entire energy drink moments before going into labor.

Guy 1:yo dude my wife did a Dirty stacia yesterday
Guy 2: woah, thats some wild shit man

by the kid tickler November 28, 2022

dirty chore

To have sex with someone who your used to having sex with, a routine; Having sex with someone who is unshowered and aren't attracted to but was at one time.

"Doing your Dirty Chore?"

by LST13 November 30, 2022

dirty ton ton

a dirty ton ton is someone who does nasty things with plus sized people

did you see the girls mitchell has been with lately hes a dirty ton ton

by thedirtydog December 1, 2022

dirty Rosalind

Dirty Rosalind is when you take an old Bluetooth earpiece (preferably from early 99-2000s) and shove it up your ass. When it vibrates, you clench your cheeks to answer but you must say “Oh?!?” When you answer

I haven’t been able to find my earpiece since I did the dirty Rosalind last night.

by Mmafmf December 1, 2022