rise of nations (roblox)

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

iPad kid nation

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids living within one same nation", this pejorative slang term refers to the country Indonesia — with its population of 270 millions of inhabitants — having the world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.

With kids everywhere in Indonesia glued to their screens to play Free Fire or Fortnite, we're undeniably living in an "iPad kid nation"!

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Digital Crip Nation

Often going by placeholder names like “WSDMGC73,” “OWS73GC,” “LDHGC73,” “WW73GC,” and the laughable “W7M 73GC,” this so-called rap collective exists purely online. They claim turf across Florence Ave from Van Ness to Vermont in South Central LA, overlapping real sets like 83 Gangster Crips and Hoover Criminals. Their fanfiction positions themselves as the “younger youth rep” of 73 Gangster Crips—ignoring the fact the true 73GC is East LA–based. Essentially, they’re recycling a defunct westside variant and slapping on new names to mask it.

“The Digital Crip Nation spent hella bread flexin’ online wit that ‘WSDMGC73’ cap, but they ain’t never dropped a vid—straight-up weenies.”—LA locals

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

Anarcho Anti Furry Nationalism

Anarcho Anti-Furry Nationalism is the belief that the only way to preserve the world and human morals is by deporting furries and collapsing society to create a new world populated solely by anti-furries. In this vision, all nations would be stateless, with no government, as the state and government have failed due to their inevitable progression toward ultra-dictatorship

This is anarcho anti furry nationalism

by Something that does stuff October 19, 2025

5 Point Nation Crip Alliance

A predominantly African-American, Detroit-born Crip alliance, established around 2015-2016, by two youth graffiti crews: Bloc Side Soldiers (B.S.S.) and N.S.S. (North Side Soldiers). While it carries historic West Coast influences and reflects Crip culture, it is not directly affiliated with Los Angeles or any other West Coast Crip umbrella.

It’s not one gang, but a multi-clique formation rooted in Detroit’s 48219 ZIP (Five Points) and nearby areas. The alliance includes various Detroit-based Crip cliques and tag crews, such as: W7M Crips, Hyena Crips (83GC), ScoreGang (SCRG), 26Gang (26G), Baby Hyenas Gang (BHG), Tiny Laughers Krew (TLK), 24000 Blocc, W7M ETGC, N.S.S., E.A.G., Bloc19, H-Gang, and others.

“The 5 Point Nation Crip Alliance is a Detroit-born Crip card made up of Detroit YNs who care more about repping their hood and tagging blocks than senseless violence.” —Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool November 13, 2025