wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect
Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?
by Lcamy July 08, 2024
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wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.
I need some wood.
by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022
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Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper
Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?
by Lisamonalisapizza February 16, 2022
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Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.
Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.
by Wood wood pecker the second February 05, 2024
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Tiger Woods moment

A moment when Tiger Woods (American Professional golfer) is destroying everyone in the field. As soon as he hits the ball everyone single fan goes nuts and they go even more nuts when he puts it in the hole every time. And the celebration is iconic. He tiptoes back slowly when he knows its going to go in, he raises his right arm back and when it goes in he "fist pumps" as shown in the gif. Also, another key feature is the fish lips yelling "LET'S GOOOOO!" or whatever he yells.
Remember that fist pump and the fish lips? When everyone in the galleries went nuts as soon as he hit the ball in the hole? Now THAT was a Tiger Woods moment!
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
by sgt.failure July 29, 2021
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