Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

sam purviance

Thickest and moistest boi in the whole nebula

Sam Purviance gives the moistest Zucc

by Daddy your Bruv April 23, 2018

Sam please shut up

Yes u heard me

sam please shut up

Ur annoying

by Gofuckurdog August 05, 2020

Sam Appreciation Day

If you have a Sam you should appreciate him on March the 13th Annually.

It's Sam Appreciation Day, appreciate your Sam.

by A_Mere_Fork February 20, 2022

sam burke

the definition of w rizz

oh wow im getting all the girls i feel like sam burke

by mrbreast6969 April 20, 2023

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Are Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam & Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Are Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam & Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

Angel Hellstrom Jose RObles Are Bugs Bunny ANd Yosemite Sam & Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez HErnandez Is Martian Manhunter And Daffy Duck

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Sam Norris

Sensitive and emotional

My smoke alarm has been very Sam Norris today

by BarnacleBear June 06, 2022