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Mumble text

A text message that is wrought with grammatical inaccuracies.
Mumble Text- "Mumbs u mudda bee legit edjumacator, took exact tutelage..."
by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 8, 2020
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Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
by Psedhduru July 15, 2019
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text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
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Email-Texting

A term to define the exchanging of e-mails between 2 close friends, when then are just sitting at the computer waiting for each other to respond. It means that you are e-mailing each other like most people would text.
Person 1: "I heard that Sally was email-texting with Sarah last night"
Person 2: "Losers"
by skmad12 June 18, 2013
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Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.
Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.
by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020
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alt text

the text that (sometimes) appears when you hover over an image on a website, usually just briefly describing the image that you are looking at.
Person 1: *hovers over a random image- hey! I see text there! Wonder what it's called...
Person 2: it's called alt text you idiot
Person 1: really? *looks for alt text for 2000000000000 other images
Person 2: *sighs- really?
by cyanbutneon September 4, 2023
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