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Gilligan's Island

The alley between 3rd and 4th street is no Gilligan's island.
by Sir H.C. Notneb March 24, 2023
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coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach
I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.
by Monto Juan April 18, 2018
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The Island

A place of work that self-generates a delusional belief that it contributes much more to benefit the society at large than what it actually does. In fact, the company’s delusion can be so grand in some instances, that it actually believes it defines society through it’s own warped lens of the world!

These beliefs are perpetually broadcast to workers through a relentless stream of propaganda communications.

The Island has it’s own special language that one must learn and speak, yet this language has no meaning outside of the confines of the company. It also has invisible geographic boundaries where, once crossed, workers will change their behaviour and demeanour.

Its workers must be prepared to modify their sense of self to comply with company culture. Workers also get measured routinely on their beliefs, thoughts and values to ensure it meets the political idealism of the company - which is usually to preserve the wealth and status of the upper class, suppress and control middle classes and provide unreachable dreams and hope for lower class citizens.

Workers that are not compliant with their beliefs and thoughts are quickly marginalised and chastised by management and often labeled as a ‘bad egg’, or even by quasi-psychological management terms such as ‘rebellious child’. Most workers, however, passively comply and will shuffle along each week and perform their duties like clockwork. They then wonder, many years later, why they feel something is missing from their soul.
Example:

John: I saw a webcast today that our company has worked out the trap all of the worlds fresh drinkable water and control its flow across the world. Those poor farmers going through drought won’t suffer anymore. Isn’t that amazing?

Jenny: No…it’s not John…it’s fucken disgusting…it’s the evil work of the Island…are you fucken stupid mate!
by Towball August 31, 2014
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Islanders

A hockey team from Long Island, New York
Islanders have the best reverse retro jersey in all of the NHL.
They have a firm rivalry with the Devils and the Rangers
They pulled off the orange and blue better then the oilers
by peytoneATSGLITTERGLUE January 1, 2023
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On An Island

Song From David Gilmour's Album On An Island Made In 2006.
Sharing a dream
On an island, it felt right
by Luis Guzman Windows Tech March 29, 2021
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Grand Island, NE

Known to be in the center of the Meth Belt. A city that is known for its impressive amount of meth whores, wanna be gang bangers, and a snitch per capita that is absolutely impressive. Out of 50,000 residents, 48,500 have either snitched or are in the process of getting their masters in re-rockology... Homeless/homosexual/Sudanese population around the 2nd St. Caseys, Mcdonalds, Burger king area is at an alarming all-time high. Something needs to be done.
Person #1 Fuck man... The plug is fucked off in Grand Island.

Person #2 I'll go get the piss suits and acetone ready to go..

Person #3 Did you hear? M#%k fucked it all for everyone. Fuckin Grand Island, NE
by xXxfast1xXx July 28, 2025
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Island stew wart

A very strange furry who have a large collection of furry ears and tails. If you look in their closet you will find at least 30 different animal costumes with about half with white stains. They have a fetish of ears, toes and pubes so make sure you keep those away from them. Their favorite drink is milk and there favorite food is cookies so If you have any on you they may potentially growl at you.
omg I saw a "island stew wart" the other day and she tried to like my toes. #staysafeguys
by Island stew fan August 1, 2021
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