Max

The onion king, with the sweatiest palms ever seen

- Have you shaked his hand yet?
- Yea, he's such a Max

by Kashtag April 22, 2022

Max Hamilton

A professional street Nibba

”Oh he is that Max Hamilton”

by wu xiang yao ni de gaowan December 9, 2021

Max

badass who maybe bi or straight

hey max ur such a badass I love ur make up or whatever

by Oh blitzy Daddy's home December 16, 2021

Max Clakton

Bit of a rip.

Oh look it`s Max Clakton, bit of a rip

by Tomoffy June 2, 2018

Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra

The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.

Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

Max moft

This is a guy that will always try to be around the coolest people and will leave if there are cooler people or things around

That guy just left us for them that guy is a max moft

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

Max

A Max is a sweet and caring guy. He may be reserved or introverted, but he always listens and he will always be there for you. He’ll go to parties with you simply because he knows you want to go, and he’ll follow you on any crazy adventure. He’s so incredibly funny and has a family guy reference for any event in life. A Max cares for you, is there for you, his support is always felt. He may have gorgeous grey eyes, he’s tall and so incredibly handsome. He will love the same dogs as you, introduce you to incredible music, cook you meals and go on hikes with you. Perhaps he won’t even be aware of it, but through his own love he will give you the most incredible gift of all: the ability to love yourself. I hope that Max finds the same happiness in his partner, that his partner finds in him.

Person 1: I just started dating this incredible guy. He’s so hot and so sweet to me, I love the way he always supports me!

Person 2: Is his name Max?

Person 1: How did you know?:)

by Basilbutter November 21, 2021