max the simp

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 08, 2022

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Drake-Maxxing

Drake-Maxxing is where someone tries to get their Johnson the size of drake. It’s usually very painful the way they do it, whether if it’s sticking a electro pad to it then cranking it up to 50 volts or putting it in molten glass. Whatever to become sigma.

When was the last time you were Drake-Maxxing, you look weak af.

by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024

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max white

max is sexy and i am in love with them if u see this please kiss me on my hot mouth

max white: "blah blah blah"
me: "kiss me xx"

by youtoastbread January 09, 2024

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max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

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max-lonnie

A white woman who dates a black crack head and posts gay shit about people with the last name 'younkin'. Often engages in satanic rituals and gang bangs.

Damn, that's a max-lonnie. I guarantee she smokes rocks, too!

by Funktron December 07, 2016

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