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Bennett-wood

A total cunt who eats children and like to lurk around primary schools
Watch out I heard that guy is a Bennett-wood”
by Gay_dog October 31, 2023
mugGet the Bennett-woodmug.

wood bee

Woodbee is the term for a girl who is about to be wed to a boy.

The female who is being married to a boy is referred to as a woodbee.
Technically same as fiancee.
Man:- why are you not attending my call, girl:-i am not interested.
Man:- look, you're my wood bee, don't forget that.
by NezukoCHA June 9, 2023
mugGet the wood beemug.

Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."
Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.
by Go8ball August 11, 2010
mugGet the Playing like Tiger Woodsmug.
Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
mugGet the How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like youmug.

Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.
When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.
by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014
mugGet the Deer in the woodsmug.

Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.
“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”
by King of the west June 15, 2022
mugGet the Mahogany woodmug.

Forest wood

Extremely dense pubic hairs when a man has a boner
Yo did you hear that Obam has a forest wood
by Keegami September 23, 2019
mugGet the Forest woodmug.

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