UNCLE EVANED

Uncle Evaned

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.

by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021

California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

Uncle-Rickin-it

When you pound 6 rockstars, crush the can, and throw it on the floor of your manufactured home. Bonus points if the floor is completely covered and you add a second layer.

Bro, this weekend I was Uncle-Rickin-it all dam day!

by ThePublisher520 October 6, 2021

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

uncle

Parent's brother.

My uncle is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021