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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
mugGet the goat chokermug.

goat back

A female or male who walks around with an really large back
Jeff Ross : hey everybody welcome the goat back from cnn
by W.L.T May 7, 2021
mugGet the goat backmug.

goat

person 2: omg whos that guy he’s such a goat person 1: hes leonardi
by AshZara__ January 4, 2022
mugGet the goatmug.

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.
My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.
by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020
mugGet the Stinky Goatmug.

goat noise

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!
by Danbot1 June 15, 2018
mugGet the goat noisemug.

goat of frag

davis arnold (upset on fort)
jackmase yaint even frag bruh yaint the goat of frag like me bruh
by supyoheyhi January 10, 2021
mugGet the goat of fragmug.

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual
Noemie's goats are going berserk!
by vegannTesher November 29, 2022
mugGet the noemie's goatsmug.

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