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Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019
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playing on my top

Playing with or trying to play sombody
“Hey you got some condoms?”
“Yea here u go”
“Mane these XS stop playing on my top”
by 1kVontae October 13, 2017
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Top Gear Totty

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.
"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".
by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009
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Top Dollar Nigga

Someone who fat girls use to threaten their pussy whipped boyfriends with. These guys generally have money and have no interest in whales that sit around and eat tubs of butter all day.
Anthony I'm gonna get a top dollar nigga if you don't make me some bagel bites.

Come fan me and rub my rolls or I'm gonna get a top dollar nigga.
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top me off

To have a female give you oral sex
by Streety February 6, 2004
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give me top

by Mike Thesis May 17, 2014
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Free top

Free top is when a teenager who is normally 15-16 receiving a blowjob from a teen who is normally a couple years younger.
“You bro I got free top from her yesterday
by Tony3000 July 24, 2020
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